It's a miracle of the plant world. Stronger than codeine, but with an energy boost! And get this - NO risk of addiction. In fact, this plant is no more "problematic" than coffee. It's quite literally RELATED to coffee. Can you take it every day? Why, of course you can.
It's a painkiller. An antidepressant. A stimulate. A medicine. And for fifty bucks, you can buy more than what you know what to do with.
How long did it take for me to realize that something was amiss? How many days of watching the clock, counting down to my next dose of green sludge? How many nights of waking up and drinking the green to ease the shakes and get back to sleep? How many bouts of diarrhea and migraines on days that I missed my dose?
How many relationships tarnished because my mood only fluctuated between anger and apathy? How many bizarre thought patterns? How many panic attacks?
How many vanished paychecks? How many times of desperately digging through the change jar?
They lied to me. They all lied to me.
Day four.